urban legend.

Hi,
The definition(s) you referred to have been removed from our database.You should see the change on the site in the next few days.


On Mon, Nov 10, 2008 at 6:04 AM, Emily Schmalhofer
<emily.schmalhofer@clippermagazine.com> wrote:>

Good Morning.
I added a definition a LONG time ago but i did it under my real name
as opposed to a screename. Could you remove the definition by Emily Schmalhofer.
Or keep it with some sort of pseudonym?

Thank You-
when my name is googled i come up as an 'urban dictionary author'
and would prefer not to.


--Urban Dictionarywww.urbandictionary.com

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Ok you know that pair of jeans that you can't help feeling sexy in?

The pair I have on today is no longer 'that pair'.

My zipper isn't down b/c of me being absent minded after the restroom ....it exploded.

Much like a van would blow a tire on a super highway- shreds everywhere. My zipper is a goner broken to bits the whole way down, pieces physically missing.

enjoy everyone.

Housekeeping note: Sorry I suck at writing lately and please don't ASSume its because I am not the victim of my normal everyday tragedies. I actually have so many brewing right now I am overwhelmed at which to share. Any requests would be helpful dear ones- you know whats going on. xo E.

peanut butter, a love story.

Wanted to give you all a boost or word of encouragement if you are struggling with your New Year's resolutions. Remember I told you I joined the weight loss program called "I lost it at the club"? I am no longer in last place....was beaten out and someone now officially has GAINED a higher percentage of weight then yours truly. I am hovering at an intimidating 2nd to last place in the 20-29 category.

loser's code name : jelly

Rock The Vote.

So many awesome things have transpired since I last wrote...why don't you tell me what you want to hear about?

1. Under Armor Princess

2. Exposed at Banana Republic

3. MADE- Emily's attempt at hip hop

4. Microwave Algorithm

5. 911, again.

6. White Girls and Green Bananas.